Oh?! You Mean THAT World Series of Poker!
These days, when you're talking to someone about the World Series, there's only a 50% chance that you're discussing the October baseball classic, and if you're a poker player, the odds that you're not talking about baseball are closer to 100%. About the only thing these two events have in common, is that they're both broadcast in October. As with all things poker that I know little or nothing about, I did a web search on the term, "World Series of Poker" and as of this writing, came up with almost sixteen million results, and Doyle Brunson winning about as many championship bracelets.Of course, if you're like me, your first exposure to this World Series was not online, but while channel surfing and cruising by ESPN, and seeing cards up on the screen and thinking to yourself, "They can broadcast poker? Cool!!" When you stopped and watched for more than 30 seconds, you probably put yourself in one of the player's seats with a hand you liked. A few minutes later, you might've shouted at the screen, "Don't fold you idiot, he's bluffing!!!" When they signed off for the day, you were thinking, "Hey, I want to see more…." Depending on what year that was, and if you had happened upon a final poker table, you inevitably convinced yourself that if an accountant could win that kind of money, that you could, too!!!
The 37th Annual World Series of Poker is taking place as I write this, and the Main Event which culminates over a month long of pure poker excitement starts July 28th. For a mere $10,000, you too can have a chance to test your poker playing skill against what will surely be over 8,000 others, to win millions. What you do with your millions after that, is up to you. Me, I'm going to make movies.
But I'm ahead of myself. Having made the decision that you want to play in poker's most prestigious event that will draw players from literally all over the world, next you have to figure out where to come up with the entry fee. That's easy, as almost everywhere you turn, both online and off, you're being offered seats to the Main Event. I even played in a charity tournament this year, where the Grand Prize was, you guessed it, a seat at the Main Event. I placed 36th, so, I won't be there. Some sites are even offering room and board as well.
Of course, this precludes that you're good enough to play. The odds against winning the Main Event this year will be over 8,000 to 1, and the odds of even cashing will be approximately 800 to 1. And that's if you get there.
It wasn't always this hard. In 2003, a mere 839 players vied for the $2.5 Million first prize, and the 24K gold bracelet that comes along with. The reason we have ten times that number this year, is because back then, a guy named Chris Moneymaker won, and he got there by playing a $40 satellite at one of the online sites I alluded to above. I'm sure you've seen the commercials. Three years later, the first prize is four times as big.
So, how do you get there? "Practice." Some things to remember when preparing for an event like this. It's a marathon, not a sprint. The exciting twelve hours you've seen on tv is compressed from what this year will be a grueling ten day grind fest. If you try to learn from watching tv exclusively, all you'll be preparing yourself for is an early exit. Also, it's not broadcast live, so, if you're waiting 'til October to play, you'll miss it. There will probably be as many media people there, as well as actual players, so, it will be crowded. Although, I will be safe at home, following the voluminous online coverage, that will be provided by these self same media types. The difference here as opposed to other sports is, you may end up at a table going all in against them.
With the odds incredibly stacked against you in the first place, why would you want to take more than a week away from your life? There's a line in Raiders of the Lost Ark, where Indy says, "Fortune and glory kid. Fortune and glory."
72 and sunny in Redondo Beach.
Next time, we’ll talk about poker. Be there. Aloha.
Mike "Matches" Malone
Editor's note: Matches Malone has been writing for us for a couple years now, and you can read his blog notes at @ PokerAllStar.com


